#104 – Welcome to the Company

In my opinion placing blind faith in anyone, no matter how trustworthy, can only lead to trouble. And after yesterday’s events, I think my wife’s inclined to agree. Sophia’s convinced I’m a genius in terms of writing skills and good judgment. (Only in a professional sense, of course. My judgment in every other area is questionable at best.) As a result, she often asks me to edit her business communications when phrasing and nuance seem critical.

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#107 – Hot Buttered Popcorn

Zero Moskowitz called yesterday to follow up on my gravestone order. For the second time in as many conversations, he peevishly referenced food he hasn’t eaten in thirty-five years thanks to a practical joke played on him at sleep-away camp. While I admittedly participated in that particular prank, I’m pretty sure the statute of limitations on Zero’s claim has run by now.

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