A Warm Welcome

Richard Stern here.  I’ve got stuff on my mind, and stories to tell (even the ones which make me sound like an idiot).  And for reasons I’d rather not go into, pressing the flesh in person seems out of the question.  So what better means of getting my message across than a blog?  If my ten-year old nephew can do it, why not a grown man of 45?
 
First, the cast of characters:
 
Richard Stern — That’s me.
Little Richard — My Penis.
Rational Richard — My Logical Side.
Sophia — My Wife.
 
Photos:
                                                                                               
Little Richard      Rational Richard
LittleRichard         Rational Richard            RStern
 
Sophia — Yeah, like she’d let me post her photo!
 
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Click below to play the special, warm welcome message Little Richard has prepared for all of you! 

Well, what did you expect from a dickhead like Little Richard, the King’s Speech?


*** WATCH FOR NEW POSTS, DAILY, AT 5:30 P.M. EASTERN TIME, COMMENCING JUNE 11, 2011 ***

 


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